Farrow & The Peach Leaves

Nevada City CA


– Dylan McDermott, Esteemed Actor and Party Colleague

“After six weeks of using Farrow and the Peach Leaves, my taste buds have returned, and the vertigo is subsiding. Highly recommend! A+++”

—Greg, Key West

“Farrow and the Peach Leaves gave me the boost of confidence I needed to finally push my boss down a flight of stairs! Couldn’t be happier!”

—Lucy, Boston Mass

“I apply Farrow and the Peach leaves topically every day. Morning AND night 😉 I gave several large pearly nuggets to my sister (maybe a two-week supply) and she went out and bought her own that same day! So glad it comes in the convenient swiveling mist dispenser too! I can put Farrow and the Peach Leaves in every room of my house. I even put Farrow and the Peach Leaves in my car!”

—Tonya, Alberta, BC

“Farrow and the Peach Leaves is a godsend. After years of struggling with chronic and debilitating homophobia, I’m finally able to enjoy my life in peace. Thanks Farrow and the Peach Leaves! :)”

—George M., Santa Fe, NM

“As someone who used to be firmly in the gel-based lubricant camp, I was shocked to discover how much I thoroughly enjoyed Farrow and the Peach Leaves. Consider me a convert!”

—Lee, Los Angeles, CA

“Simply apply above the rootcrowns of any large evergreen shrub on your property. Yew or boxwood will work. Trust me. Farrow and the Peach Leaves will put your neighbor’s large topiary design to shame. The ‘gallant gal’ is sure to please, with its many-winged moth spirals and the stages of the cross. Not too gory, too! My wife and I walk around ours twice a day while self-flagellating and singing Ave Maria. It’s saved our marriage!”

—Dean, Washington, DC

“Like any full-time mom, I keep my two boys in their kennel sixteen to eighteen hours a day, with bathroom breaks here and there. So annoying! ;P But what I didn’t know how to deal with was the constant wailing, screaming and crying, not to mention the escape attempts now that they’re almost preteens. But then a friend told me about Farrow and the Peach Leaves. I was apprehensive at first, as I come from a traditional CHRISTIAN household, but I thought to myself, ‘what the heck!’ Well, let me tell you, I was STUNNED. Not only did Farrow and the Peach Leaves stop all the noise and the escape attempts, it completely healed those stinky bedsores and ugly diaper rashes! Now my husband and I can sleep soundly at night in the arms of Jesus, and our basement is a MUCH quieter place. Thanks Farrow and the Peach Leaves!”

—Mimi K., Norfolk, VA

“I killed my dog!”

—Brian, Oklahoma City

“With my portable Farrow and the Peach Leaves Leisure Satchel™ and Monster Baiter Bucket® I not only completely eradicated my appetite, I also no longer feel loneliness, ennui, joy, or existential dread. I was finally able to move to a 100% Red Bull diet!”

—Bud, Nashville, TN

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